I finally moved away from that miserable suburb, you know, the one that looks like a van and has trees with no shade. This new town is much older with very large trees and really big houses. I walk to work. I’m surrounded by houses, giant vehicles, and stores that I can’t afford. But I can walk to work…
Problem is that this town is very uptight. I don’t mind conservative since I can keep to myself and as long as it looks as nice as it does I can ignore the upturned noses and the very sloooow way people drive around here. However it is so anal retentive here that I can actually smell ass.
February 20th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
What a sad little post - but in spite of it (I do understand it very clearly) the picture cheered me right up. I love it. Good luck with your neighborhood - just think about Iceland instead. I do.
February 22nd, 2008 at 8:11 am
You are right that it is a sad post. That was a really bad day and this is my therapy, of sorts. Maybe I’m just getting old and miss the communication abilities of days past. All this technology and people talk less in many ways.
But Iceland I dream of. All this snow and wind makes it easy to think about places I’d rather be, and that place has weather like this. With all my complaining the thing that doesn’t bother me is the weather even with this much snow and ice we’re having.
The funny thing is yesterday I was outside and maybe because I thought about this post but I swear, I could smell it again….
November 11th, 2008 at 9:51 am
OK you googly perverts, what’s up with this? I am a little surprised that so many google hits are coming in for this post. I am certain that this post isn’t what you are looking for. “Smell of ass”, “Ass smell”, “I like ass smell”, etc is frankly, giving me the big chill.
But if you can put down your warped desires for just a moment, have a look around and perhaps you can find something nearly as entertaining as descriptions of smelly ass. I can’t imagine how that is worded and no doubt that pictures and words can really do it justice.
oi vey, it is a funny world.